“No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”- Gone With The Wind
epic win.
stuff like this makes me laugh SO MUCH, and then i remember that the boy i am crushing on doesn’t watch the simpsons and i get all sadfaced. 90% of my jokes are recycled from the simpsons, he’ll never get anything that i say! :((((((((((
Are you kidding? Do you know how many witty and “original” things you’ll have in your repetoire?
Ahaha that is an excellent point! I hadn’t thought of that. However. What about stuff like “saxamaphone”? and “CHOWDAH!” and “everything’s coming up milhouse”? it just doesn’t work!! but you have certainly made me aware of the silver lining in this situation, and for that I am grateful. haha.
Shedding my winter coat.
Dude, ow. I’ll be honest, I’d rather shave my legs twice a week than do that ever again, that shit is naaaasty.
Nah Paddy, waxing is awesome! It’s the beauty-therapy version of doing something gnarly like getting piercings or tattoos. I always feel heaps xTUFFx after I wax my bikini line. YEAH! ADRENALINE! WOOO!
epic win.
stuff like this makes me laugh SO MUCH, and then i remember that the boy i am crushing on doesn’t watch the simpsons and i get all sadfaced. 90% of my jokes are recycled from the simpsons, he’ll never get anything that i say! :((((((((((
taf:
My mum picks flowers from the garden and randomly puts them in drinking vessels all around the place sometimes
I found this one sitting on the table outside
My mum does this too. :)
Albert is trying to start a hate wave. Join us!
Saxamaphone!
This scene has had a permanent effect on the English language. There is not a single person I know who refers to the instrument as a saxophone. Its name has evolved and I think the dictionary should be changed to reflect this.
Now that the New Moon soundtrack has been leaked, officially released, and reviewed, hype has already begun for Eclipse, the next film in the Twilight saga. No talk of the soundtrack yet, thank god, but the musical world will likely take notice of a cameo by a certain Godfather of Goth in the upcoming vampire teen drama.
“[Bauhaus’ Peter Murphy] plays a vampire in a flashback sequence,” Twilight actor Billy Burke revealed to MTV. “I didn’t get to see any of it, but all reports from the director David Slade, and everyone around say he just kicked ass.”
Murphy, who plays “an old Spanish, sort of unrelated vampire” in the flashback, joined Trent Reznor onstage recently for a stop on Nine Inch Nails’ “Wave Goodbye” tour in NYC. Perhaps now that Trent has some free time on his hands, his former collaborator will pull him into the film franchise. I mean, Trent is already dabbling in television work.
Apparently nothing is sacred anymore.
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D:
We were going down the Clyde towards the coast. I was driving; so fast that the trees whipped by in a blur. My passenger was nervously gripping their seat, knuckles turned white. I pressed on the accelerator and we hurtled around and down steep hairpin corners. I kept going faster and faster, and my passenger was getting more and more agitated, fearful of bursting through the roadside barriers and rolling down the side of the mountain. I was talking, but they weren’t listening. I was trying to explain why I like George Orwell so much, but instead of paying attention to me, their eyes were transfixed on the road, eyes wide with terror. If they had just listened to me, I would have slowed down. But they wouldn’t. So I didn’t.
(via javiy)
