January 2009
“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking...”
– Rent-boy (Trainspotting 1996). (via entrails) (via thedailyfilm) (via expose) (via constellation) (via filmquotes)
"Oh god, I think I just ate thit cho!"
I think we must be the only people in the world who didn’t watch Obama’s inauguration last night! I would have loved to, but I was sleeping on a train somewhere between Hanoi and Hue. I’ll have to watch it on youtube when I get home.
We went to Halong bay which was amazing. Went for a swim and then we had a massive piss up on the boat. Going on a motorbike tour of Hue tomorrow...
A Vietnamese man yelled at me in the street-...
Oh my lordy, Hanoi is intense. I’m waiting to be run over by a motorbike. Went to see good old Uncle Ho in his mausoleum this morning which was a whole new world of crazy. Now I just have to see Mao and Lenin and I’ll have the trifecta. Have literally eaten nothing but pho. It is fucking delicious. Also some biscuits called Hello Panda! which are pretty great. Met all the cats on the...
oh my god i'm hung over
buyhercandy:
hello, omg! i’m glad you made it safely. just remember, pho is pronounced phuh, like ‘fuck’ without the ‘ck’ ;)
never fear, i remember! pretty much the ONLY thing i know how to say in vietnamese, but it’s also definitely the most important. hahaha.
in other news i’m killing time until lauren arrives, and i just went through 54 pages of tumblr posts. i mean, i know...
“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes...”
– Bill Hicks (via simko) (via thedailyfiona) (via soupsoup)
Instant Bill Hicks reblog!
IGNORE MY OTHER POST
buyhercandy:
because omg omg omg, i got the single asian studies student scholarship:
Dear Miss Walton
I am pleased to offer you the Sir Geoffrey Yeend Honours Scholarship for 2009. I have attached a formal letter of offer, the Terms and Conditions of Award (1130/2007) and an Account Details Form.
All acceptance instructions are contained within the letter. Please give me a call if you have...
oh my god i'm hung over
buyhercandy:
cankerbloxxom:
things lost last night:
- money
- the tiger’s eye stone in my mothers necklace
- my dignity
oh god, i am a sad panda about the stone. if anyone sees a tiger’s eye stone around transit bar area, PLEASE KEEP IT FOR ME. it’s worthless but holds immense sentimental value.
in other news, Nam! i will return renewed and rejuvenated and over you.
oh no! how late did...
oh my god i'm hung over
things lost last night:
- money
- the tiger’s eye stone in my mothers necklace
- my dignity
oh god, i am a sad panda about the stone. if anyone sees a tiger’s eye stone around transit bar area, PLEASE KEEP IT FOR ME. it’s worthless but holds immense sentimental value.
in other news, Nam! i will return renewed and rejuvenated and over you.
So incase you haven’t been paying attention, I’m going to Vietnam tomorrow! Woo! If you email me your address and I’ll bless you with a postcard. :P My email is sansplans at gmail dot com.
thedaytheytriedtokillme:
niki:
This is footage of street life in Gaza. I really hope a lot of you watch this, especially those who are leaning towards the Palestinian side of this conflict, because it shows you what Hamas is. I really, truly hope that you evaluate the facts in this conflict and do a little bit of research before you announce your anti-Israel stance, because honestly, those of...
A witness in Palestine: What the US Media isn't... →
soupsoup:lindsaycampbell
Yo, grammar girl. I got a question 4 u.
buyhercandy:
bmichael:
Re: the proliferation of pictorial representation(s) as to when you should/n’t use “I could care less.”
When is it really appropriate to say, “I could care less.” I mean, who really says this utterance when he means what he says. [Insert aside about the meaning of meaning, and whether we can, like [tokes off a fat joint—oh shit, I’m almost late for intro: philosophy],...
So I’m leaving for ‘Nam on Wednesday….
God I hate packing. I’m just not getting anywhere!
copycats:
“Knocked Up” by Lykke Li
originally...
Have you ever wanted to wake up in the middle of...
buyhercandy:
ninefruits:
I have.
Tegan & Sara - Where Did The Good Go
When...
The Book Cover Archive →
KJvakvbdvjbsd!!! I love this!
o, unrequited love. i have not missed you.
buyhercandy:
cankerbloxxom:
We’ll just have to all go out and get trashed together when I get back from ‘Nam!
Sounds like you’re going off to war. Farewell, my love! I shall come see you off at the wharf, tearily waving my handkerchief and all.
I’m secretely hoping that I will scrape my knee or get a bruise so I can nonchalantly point it out and mutter, “Got this in...
o, unrequited love. i have not missed you.
buyhercandy:
cankerbloxxom:
boxy:
If your unrequited love is Simmo, its really going to dent the whole Simmo is gay thing we’ve had going for the last little while.
Drat, I’ve been sprung! We’ve never met but I just can’t get enough of that sexy love muffin! (Er…. No. (Sorry Simon!))
Ahaha. Dude, I wish you were here next weekend so you could come to the party!
Also, Simon’s clearly not...
o, unrequited love. i have not missed you.
boxy:
If your unrequited love is Simmo, its really going to dent the whole Simmo is gay thing we’ve had going for the last little while.
Drat, I’ve been sprung! We’ve never met but I just can’t get enough of that sexy love muffin! (Er…. No. (Sorry Simon!))
o, unrequited love. i have not missed you.
I always thought I had a fuzzy idea of the kind of person I would fall for. Likes musician x, movies of y genre, books with z ideals. Looks like so, attitude as such, has this type personality.
But you, on the other hand. You simply do not fit. You were not what I was expecting.
Don’t ever change.
I fucking hate you PETA →
soupsoup:
littleorphanammo:
In a story that seems straight out of The Onion, PETA has begun a campaign to rename fish as “sea kittens” in order to improve their image.
How long before we have LOLfish?
LOL PETA. They’re such a fucking joke.
Few speak up for Palestinians in U.S. Congress →
soupsoup:
kaytee:
The few opponents of the measures often include lawmakers of Arab-American descent or from Arab-American communities, and mavericks such as Democrat Dennis Kucinich of Ohio and Republican Ron Paul of Texas. Kucinich, who sought the Democratic presidential nomination last year, charged that the United States was ignoring the current humanitarian crisis in Gaza while facilitating...
Why yes, I do like indie-pop, how did you guess?
My TripleJ Hottest 100 votes:
The Rapture - No Sex For Ben
Santogold - L.E.S. Artistes
Foals - Cassius
Fleet Foxes - He Doesn’t Know Why
Does It Offend You Yeah? - Dawn Of The Dead
Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor
Cut Copy - Out There On The Ice
Kings of Leon - Manhattan
Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band - Souled Out!!!
Vampire Weekend - Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
“It’s the Möbius Strip of issues: there’s only one side!”
– Jon Stewart on Monday night, picking the perfect metaphor to describe the status of the Israel/Palestine conflict in American political discourse. (via langer) (via topherchris) (via soupsoup)
OH GOD HUNTSMAN IN MY ROOM, AAAAGH! OH GOD I SQUISHED IT WITH MY SHOE, ITS SO DAMN BIG, OMG. WHY. WHY MUST THEY COME IN MY ROOM. PLZ TO BE STAYING OUTSIDE, SPIDERS.
“You must always be intoxicated. That sums it all up: it’s the only question. In...”
– Charles Baudelaire, 1866 (via bluorchid)
boxy:
cankerbloxxom:
No sir, I am footloose and fancy-free!
More to the point, how do you not have a partner? I mean watching cricket, having sex, at the same time none the less… Perfection in a woman!
Come now boys, enough about how perfect I am! Hahaha.
